Tuesday, July 21, 2009
the past few weeks or so have been rather ngiao.
and its still gonna be ngiao.
i have been posting up cool mepz stuff.
so for once,i've decided to post stuffs that are useful to bros.
i repeat bros only.
or wingwomen.
if your mind cannot process these terms properly,
let me refresh them for you.
Tim: Sup Broziq,what is a Bro?
Me: A Bro is a person who would give his shirt to you; if he doesnt want it anymore that is. He will bend over backwards to help YOU bend someone else over backwards. What up!(Gimme 5 bros) Simply put, a Bro is your solid shadow that will never leave you; unless he's got something else going on.
Tim: So, whos my Bro?
Me: Your pizza delivery guy is Bro, your mailman is Bro, and your father was once a Bro, but that doesnt make them YOUR Bro. Only when someone has faithfully upheld one or more of the codes in the Bro Code, then you may consider him as YOUR Bro. But i warn you as a Bro, Tim. Your brother might not be a Bro when you bring home a hot chick.
Tim: Thanks for the ups. So can only dudes be Bros?
Me: One doesnt need to be a guy to be somebody's Bro, provided that they uphold the moral values contained in this sacred book. When a woman sets a guy up with her hot friend, she's ACTING as a Bro. And if she sets him up with other hot friends after he slept with the first one and never called her again( we'll get into this later), then she's OFFICIALLY his Bro.
Tim: Thanks Bro!
Me: Yea,sure thing. You owe me a number.
So thats all for today bros/soon-to-be bros.
I will go further into this holy topic of Bros the next time.
Till then,
Your Ever-Bro-ing Bro,
Ziqmesiter.
|[ Haziq | 5:12 AM ]|