Monday, March 31, 2008


Sup mofosz.so life is abit better since i finished my hmwk and stopped slacking.but its gonna change soon,again. So the other day went to my cousins wedding and lucky Farhan came along to help me angkat the bunga mangga. Then saw Firdaus there, my uncle(cannot believe sia) but luckily we are related only through marriage.(haha joking only brudder) So now, im listening to my mofosz songs.and im gonna change my playlist but dunno to what. So training today was okay,jus did sum stuff then went back home and ate cheekent!!!i like it:Dhaha.

Yea and i forgot to tell you all the incident that happened just now. So i was walking with Firdaus at Fort Canning park(where the wedding was) and Firdaus was horny so he wanted to get inside the dark spots. He said got horny stuff.(couples were analing each other.etc.)So i followed him but then got scared ah.Then i turned back to tell Firdaus that we should leave but then he wasnt there. Then i tot he was using his super camourflage(wrong spelling) power so i called out for him. But then i felt a tap on my shoulder,and when i turned around, i saw myself. Then the other me said "You have to get out of here within 69 seconds" So i tried to get out but it was a maze,when i suddenly found pikachu in the middle of the forest. Then i used my handkerchief as a pokeball to capture and train it. I then used it to kill Firdaus,who was the mastermind of making me trapped in the forest, and freed myself. then i woke up and found myself in Hawaii with a laptop. So i decided to post this post.

Bye.
See u all back in Singapore in 69 days.


|[ Haziq | 7:35 AM ]|

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

a poem by keith


a poem by keith.


Warriors, unknown to the world, marching towards the horizon,

Each one beholding a deadly skill, everyone in sight got scared.

Their confidence soaring so very high, their name they proudly bear.

The blood, the sweat, the tears, the pain, together they solely share,

Among the others which the worlds have known so well, victorious, they were the only ones.

But, battle after battle they fought, their spirits was slowly drained.

Their flag flown high was finally worn, as they hang their heads in shame.

Blood of their team, like rivers rushing, streaming down each eye.

The fatigue slowly streaking in, consuming them one at a time.

The tears spilled by their very own pride, cupped in the leaders palms,

Their hearts although not pierced by knifes, were all bleeding in pain.

Each warrior being brought down by some mysterious force,

Were the Gods responsible for this course?

Nay! They were definitely not; it was them who chose their paths.

This team finally sought the answer to what might be deemed as impossible.

Stop and Stare they no longer did, they put their plans into action.

Reviving the team with somewhat power also known as “phoenix down”

The 3 main colors, green black white, came storming into battleground.

Stared down the enemies in the eye, taking everything away.

The mighty power burning from within,

Came with the sacrifice they made.

Aggression, Passion, Skill, Commitment, Teamwork, Sacrifice, Desire

The seven key ingredients to victory…

Use them, behold them, and get back to where we came from,

From that 5 steps and beyond,

Our team would truly be the one which others fear the most.

“If you have all the talent in the world, but you don’t have the desire to win, you know that’s what separates you from winning and losing.”

-----Jonah Lomu------


|[ Haziq | 7:23 AM ]|

Sunday, March 23, 2008

efk.


its 11.28pm mofosz. and im feeling blue.haha. tomorrow`s sports day and after that is lan outing.lemme see if i have improved with all the hours of dota i`ve been playing for days.but im starting to do work nw.so yea. and i found a very funny phrase today,a vulgar one.
.fuck off or be fucked. haha.

see you all next year mates. VD


|[ Haziq | 8:22 AM ]|

Saturday, March 22, 2008


Wha`sap peehpul,so hows life/schl?tis is the part where we say the four letter word.good.
So today was a normal day,starting with eating,playing strategical games on my computer such as warcraft on my computer for several hours before going off to ymc. i thought it was starting at 2pm but actually 2.30pm.then ymc we talked about stuff then got presentation where i talk like shyt.sorry ah group members,i was nt feeling like anal(it means the peak of all happy emotions).Then it ended at 5.30pm,so i watched movie with karthik and waye.vantage point but i creep into the m18 cinema instead.but in the end i got caught then after that i got sent to jail,so now im at the boice home.So, i`ll try to break out of the place so i can go back to my computer.if u were wondering how i got this computer,u are wondering wrong.

see you later mofosz.
till death do us say goodbye


|[ Haziq | 7:31 AM ]|

Saturday, March 15, 2008

So hows life?


Waszup. How have you all been doing? Todays the last day of the March hols(kind of fast) and also Nabi Muhammad s.a.w birthday, so u must celebrate. So with all the crazy homework and project, it is very stressful. Im also doing my last minute homework wile playing games in between. The games really got me addicted, but i managed to cut down on my playing and i still have to practise
stuff. See you soon friends! Buybuy:D
[please tag.]


|[ Haziq | 5:54 PM ]|

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

march hols


march hols are a bore and ALMOST coming to an end. and im trying to remember what my homework are. so,im gonna catch a movie tomorrow,but nw sure whther im going cos im planning on buying a cd game and playing it all day tomorrow.how cool is that.im such a slacker.i shall mug by friday.i tink so, if i can remember. so for the rest of you out there, hows life?life is like a mushroom that cannot be eaten. how cool does that sound?although it doesnt have any meaning, the coolness overcomes everything. so, u all probably doing work, wile im spasticating. and i wrote a spastic song. with a spastic vid from MALAYSIAN M/BONDAGE.

these are the lyrics mofos:

Haziq, in the house, no mofos

2 care bears go round me inside
Round me inside, round me inside
2 care bears go round me inside go round me inside

Guess whos bag

Its my bag

Haziq`s bag

Its his bag

It his bag(times 3)
Dun take his bag
Na na na

I`ve created a monster, but nobody wants to
Get close to it cos it’s a spastic monster
Well if u want spastic this is what i`ll give ya
A little bit of meat mashed with a hard kicker
Some randomness that would jumpstart my heart quicker then an
anal which I get analed by his mom`s little sister when im misbehaving
when im eating his chocolates while hes constipating
You waited this long for this so stop debating, cuz im back
Im on the floor and im spasticating
I know that u tink im crazy but im not,
Im spastically crazy!!!!
So the MOE wunt let me be
They wunt let me be me and join YMC
They try to shut me down on SPC(spastic association children)
But it feels so empty without me
So come on everybody to the SPC and come join me
Dun sweat it, the MOE, will let us be
I`ve settled all my problems
SO LETS PARTY!

This looks like a spastic job for me
So everybody, jus follow me
Cuz we need a little spasticity
Cuz it feels so empty without me.


|[ Haziq | 7:09 AM ]|

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Malaysian M/Bondage


So malaysian m/bondage was cool and boring.the long bus trips were nice cos we could chill and sleep and crap like crap. On the way back to Singapore, we were talking so much crap until i laughed and puked.That was sick!!!!!but cool.yea so we visited educational places and the hotel was quite cool.but we couldnt get out of our own hotel rooms, so had to sneak.and there were countless of blackouts in the hotels.and it was kind of scary cos the blackout is full blackout until i can`t even see anyone or the road or where im going.its like sleeping.so wen i got back, i had diarrohea.it had started since the early morning,like about 4am.i was kind of drowsy and i felt like i wanted to shit so i got up,but was scared so i just sat at my bed.i tot i was playing sum game until i felt my stomachache getting worst. so i went to the living room(it was a chalet)and opened the lights when suddenly my fren got up from his bed and said he couldnt sleep.i was very relieved that i had sumone.so i went to the toilet only to see a cockroach,so i went to the other toilet,only to see a medium beetle.so in the end,i made business with the cockroach.wen i got out,my fren was already asleep,so i was alone again.so i just watched tv and then slept until the next day.

Yea,that was jus abit of the malaysian m/bondage trip.


Bye for now:)


|[ Haziq | 6:34 AM ]|

Saturday, March 1, 2008


Sup mofos.CCTS have just finished and we`re all starting to slack and Malaysian Bondage is coming!in 2 more days i tink. And during march holidays,i need to work my anal off.And PARTY.then when start schl,i need to worry about my exam results again.but at least i PARTIED first. And see all of u in 5 years time.


|[ Haziq | 2:06 AM ]|